Custom Chick-fil-A Secret Menu Breakfast Sandwich

Meet the fully customized Crispy Chicken, Egg, Bacon, and Cheese Muffin Sandwich! A fat ninja's dream!

Yup! You guessed it MOFO! Clickbait like a Muh Fugga Dawg! 

I basically just told them to put everything they had in a muffin and make it a combo! Of course I stuffed that summummabish with some hash brown tater nuggets, then flooded it with ketchup and strawberry jelly. 

Don't trip! I only had to go to ER. They didn't need to admit me! My arteries are too far gone for that.

Its Chick-fil-A so you gotta smash down some taters and bless your palette with some over-priced simply OJ (unless they got God's Holy Angel Squeezed Lemonade on deck).

It's Chick-fil-A so you know they got the best fast food customer service (yes that includes In-N-Out who seems to find every single white person in the ghettoest of neighborhoods to hire. #InnoutSoWhite, jk... not). Great job Chick-fil-A! Though we know you guys won't be embracing any multi-gender restrooms any time soon, I still respect how delicious that basic flavorless chicken seems to be!!! Bravo!

Peace out!


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